Snags McTangles
Captain Snags McTangles comes from a long line of failed New England fisherman, dating back to his great-grandfather Phineous McCathnothing. Snags found himself belly-up after investing his (meager) life savings into his charter fishing business "Fingers Crossed Charters," which advertised: "If we fail to catch fish, we'll give you 200% of your money back."