Captain B. A. Watch
"Captain B. A. Watch was legendary throughout the Hawaiian Islands for fearless acts of heroism as a lifeguard, such as the time he rescued a great white shark from an orca; or the time he saved the Hawaiian Tropic Girls who were stranded on a floating trampoline and nearly floated into the shade! His exploits were carried far and wide, until one fateful day when he was taking his morning training swim around the Island of Oahu, and when out of the blue he was surrounded by a school of humuhumunumku-nukuapua'a in combat formation. Terrified, B. A. Watch swam immediately to shore, walked home, packed his bags, and flew as far as he could from these horrible fish, landing in Boston, where he now works for Boston Duck Tours as a conDUCKtour and their official lifeguard while in therapy to overcome his fear of the water."