Red Auerquack
Red's parents brought him to his first Celtics game at the Boston Garden in '82. At halftime, they told him they were going to get him some souvenirs, and they never returned. He lived in the Garden until the day they tore it down. Seeing as how up until that point in his life it revolved around one Bird (Larry,) he went in search of another bird. As he sat curbside next to the abandoned Garden, a Duck happened to pass on by and pick him up. Back at the duck stop, Red met with the owners and told them his tale. To help him get back on his feet, the company offered Red a job and he has been giving tours of Boston ever since.