Paul from Revere

Revere is right above Boston.. geography-wise. It also has the oldest public beach in America. In Revere, they tan and they gamble. It's where the roast beef flows like wine. In Revere people like their Iroc Zs fast and their women's hairdos extremely high. One if by land! Two if by sea! On the opposite shore his Camaro would be. Don't confuse him with Paul Revere - he was a famous American Patriot. This is Paul from Revere; he just bet very poorly on the Patriots. He lost a bundle last January. To make up for gambling debts, he is giving tours on the DUCKs. Finally, he has a job where he can drive a company vehicle into the Charles River and not have to deal with the police afterwards.
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