Tim Burr

Tim Burr comes from a family of lumberjacks way up in Nova Scotia. How did he end up down here, you might be wondering? Well, a few years back, he and his family were chopping down a big old tree. He was just chopping away, when suddenly the tree started to fall. Somebody behind him yelled "TIIIMMMBEERR!" and he turned around, thinking, who is calling his name, eh? Well, a tree branch snagged his suspenders and pulled him right down a hill, and splash, into a river he went. The next thing he remembered is being pulled out of the Charles River by somebody aboard a DUCK. Ever since that day, he's been earning the money for a cab fare back up to see his mom in Nova Scotia. So come along, and let's be oot and aboot!
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