Duck Pin

Bowling champion. Spawned from a prominent whaling family in the seaport town of Gloucester, Massachusetts, Duck Pin never acquired the skills of a great whaler. When he spotted a target whale in the distance he would cry out, "There she bowls!" Duck Pin arrived at Boston Duck Tours in 1999 as the esteemed three time Grand Champion of the Pro-Bowl-O-Rama. Total winnings: slim. After being falsely accused (he swears) of bowling without poetic license, he served 10 years in Leavenworth, 11 years at Twelveworth, and 5 and 10 at Woolworths. After a short stint as special consultant to Boston Duck Tour's bowling team, he was promoted to ConDUCKtor.
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