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Colonel Duct Tape was encouraged by his friends and family
to get a “real job”. He set out with his bride
and 3 suitcases full of duct tape, headed south, and got
a “real job” as a mechanic with Boston Duck
Tours. Wow was he excited, until they gave him a set of
tools, which he promptly threw into the Charles River.
Colonel Duct Tape had a suitcase full of duct tape so
he proceeded to duct tape fuel lines, brakes, flat tires,
and mirrors. You name it, he taped it. The fellah in charge
of the mechanics, Tony Bulfinch and his boys threw Colonel
Duct Tape out on his ear and said, “You can be a
ConDUCKtor!” Well what a thrill. He is a colonel
now, and he leads duct tape patrols throughout the streets
of Boston. |
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