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After graduating Magna Cum Laude from the Pumpkin Hollow
Military School for Young Men, Commander Swampscott accepted
a commission as an Ensign in the Royal American Expedition
Service. Three years ago, Commander Swampscott was captured
by headhunters on the island of Boro Pango and, before
he could escape, they shrank his head. The head he has
today is on loan from the Harvard School of Medicine.
Currently, Commander Swampscott is on temporary assignment
to Boston Duck Tours, leading expeditions through the
historic streets of Boston and up the crocodile infested
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