Salty Magoo

He responds to the name of Salty Magoo because he is known to navigate down the shipping lanes by bouncing off channel markers, pilings and docks. But, there isn’t anything the matter with his eyesight. What happened is Salty Magoo used to spend so much time on the ocean water that when he got close to shore he would forget these objects were around him and would misjudge their location. One day he went by a channel marker on the wrong side and got stuck in the mud. The other Captains rode by him and yelled, “Hey Salty, why don’t you put wheels on your boat?” So that’s why he drives a DUCK.
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